Panti

There is this topic that i want to write about a long time ago. Its all about undies... yeah you read it right... its all about the garment that you are wearing underneath your pants and shirts... I think it connotes your attitude and behaviour with what you wear.... pwedeng malinis ka sa katawan, sexy, presko, conservative at kung ano ano pa... Andami klase underwear lalo na sa babae... sa lalaki eh 2 lang naman boxers at briefs... pero sa dalawang yun eh maraming katagian...

BOXERS: marami klase yung me print na simple, me magarbong print, yung plain na white, yung me butas sa gitna, yung me binubotones pa, pambihirang patis meron pa nga yung print eh si spongebob... at ang malupit eh yung glow in the dark. Naisip ko na ah kasi ginagamit yun sa sinehan para kita kaagad kung magbobooting sila (booting stands for butingtingan).

BRIEFS: naku lalo ng maraming klase nito. me mga printed din at plain... meron yung kimbies kung tawagin kasi medyo presko at para kasi sya talaga yung diaper na kimbies yung design nitong brip na to. pero yung t-back na brief ewan ko ba bakit naimbento yun di kaya nila naisip na tetempang tempang yung kabilang pisngi ng karneng bilog nila pagsuot nila yun... wag ka me kilala ko na nagsusuot nito (yuck, peste pag naiisip ko)pero kahit na anong klaseng brip eh me iisang katangian yun eh lahat eh me bulsa.... (mamya na sagot sa trviang to para sa mga di nakakaalam)

PANTIES: naku napakaselan itackle nito since di ako gumagamit nito... pero natawa ko sa dalawang tindero na naguusap, kasi sya daw di daw sya bumibili ng brip, panti daw ang binibili nya kasi daw presko at madaling labhan pero ang the best dito eh mura... makakabili ka ng tatlo sampung piso sa divisoria, un nga lang gamit na... pambihirang patis talaga oh. Sa grinhils at kahit saang tyange eh di mawawalan ng nagtitinda ng panti at bra... me makukulay at me mga simple yung kung tawagin eh granny panties... kasi yun yung malalaking panty na usually eh mga lola ang nagsusuot. natatawa talaga ko pag nakikita ko yung at me mga print pa, teka sino ba naman ang magbabasa nun bukod sa kabekbekan mo, and in the first place eh hinuhubad din naman to di ba anong sense ng me sulat sulat pa di ba? tsk tsk tsk... naiintindihan ko pa yung crotchless panties kasi alam mo na me purpose di ba... pero until now eh marami pa rin ang babaeng me ayaw ng thong panties, ang trip nila eh yung panty ni lola (hmmm... kam to tink op it, me singsing ni lola, bahay ni lola, next na yung horror film na ang panty ni lola pambihira nakakatakot talaga yun) kasi nga naman eh hindi daw sila kumportable... pero maniwala kayo pag nakahapit kayo na pants tapos naka panti ni lola kayo eh di magandang tignan.

Isa pang nakakatawa tungkol sa panti eh yung mga babaeng nakasaka sa jeep. dati ang tinatakpan lang eh yung dibdib kasi baka makita yung bra nila (na wala naman talagang tinatakpan kundi pantal) eh ngayon pati yung likod nila eh tinatakpan na rin.... sheeesh ano ba yun eh kung makita yung panty nila di ba as if naman me maaarouse sa garter nila di ba. or baka naman maitim yung biyak nila sa taas ng pwet kaya tinatakpan.... Isa pang trivia ang panty walang bulsa unlike brip...

sagot... ang brip me bulsa kasi lalagyan ng asin para sa itlog, ang panty walang bulsa kasi maalat na. hwahahhaha. Ang di magcomment nakasuot ng panti ni lola! hwahahahaha!

Kwento ng Pagbabagong Anyo

October 4, isang araw pagkalibing ni Daddy naisip ko ndi ako pwede ng ganito lang sa bahay kasi maloloko ko sa lungkot. Humarap ako sa salamin, pinagmasdan ang sarili at nasabi ko... "Naku hindot, sobrang taba ko na!" Yumuko ako at nasabi ko nanaman "Naku putang'na hindi ko na makita itlog ko sa laki ng tiyan ko" Oo nilagyan ko ng protective cover ang rock hard abs ko, pero hindi ko inakala na sobra na pala ung nailagay ko na cover... Nagtibang ako at nabigla sa nakita ko... 257lbs!!! a whopping 257lbs!!! ang pinakamabigat na naitimbang ko sa kasaysayan ng buhay ko 235 lbs. Hayop talaga! Paano kasi simula ng nagkasakit si daddy at inalagaan ko, nawalan ako ng oras magpapawis man lang.

So naghanap ako ng pwedeng gawin para magalis ng timbang, naisip ko boxing, muay thai, at workout sa gym... napagdesisyunan ko Gym na lang... kaso saan. So hanap hanap, pasyal pasyal muna. Napunta ko sa Starmall meron kasi dun gym, dati na ako nagtry dun. Ok facilities pero 'di ok mga trainer and assistants, walang spotter, makikiusap ka pa. Pero sige ok na yan Andito na eh...Saka isa pa me pustahan kami ni louie na unahang magpapayat hanggang Dec 21 at dahil competitive ako nagcall ako sa bet na manlilibre pag natalo

October 5 nagpunta ulit ako sa Starmall para magenroll sa gym... gusto ko sana sa Golds pero Golds din ang bayad! Shet! Sabi ko 1K lang naman a month so pwede na to....

October 7 dala ko ang gamit ko pang workout - taena- ayoko umasa sa program nila kasi ginagamit nila pangbading, wala ako makita hardcore. so gagawa ako ng sarili ko program na pampalaki ng masel ndi magmukhang tanga lang. pero since 1st week ko, kailangan i fullbody workout ko muna, high reps 4-8 sets light to med load lang. Ayoko sumakit katawan ko. Kumuha na rin ako notebook para sa plan ko. Eto yung plan ko na ginawa

Long Term Goal - 8 months
15% body fat
180 lbs
34-32 waistline
cut and dry (kita dapat hip flexors)
able to wear XL - L asian size clothes
2000-1500 cal a day diet

Mid Term Goal -4 months
Proportionate the waist size to body size (big size)
200lbs
big muscle size, high fat%
able to wear XXL asian size
2500- 2200 cal a day diet

Short Term Goal - every week
2-3 lbs pound per week weight loss
strict diet and supplementation
sleep and rest like a baby (if possible) everyday
no stress

Diet
very high protein, low carbs, very low fat

Supplements

Muscletech Nitrotech
BSN Cellmass
Dymatize Energized Expand Nitric Oxide
Nutrex Lipo6X
MetRX Bulgarian Tribulus
Muscletech Gakic
Twinlab Amino 1000

Ngayon nasa 3rd week na ko ng ginagawa ko, lumiit na tyan ko, nakikita ko na ulit itlog ko whooohhooo kaso ngayon para ko puno ng akasya sa dami ng stretch marks ko. Update ko kayo everytime about dito

Bye Dad!

Maraming nagtatanong bakit ako nawala sa eksena ng pagsusulat. Ang sagot dito eh nagkasakit kasi ang erpats ko. Nagkaroon sya ng super sakit na cancer, ang panget naman kung me sakit na nga sya tas nagsusulat pa ko ng mga kalokohan. Pero ngayon na pumanaw na sya pwede na ulit ako magsulat ng mga kagaguhan ko. Kasi eto naman ang gusto nya yung wag ako malungkot. Ayaw nga nun nakikita na umiiyak ako eh.

Mahirap pala na alam mong mawawala yung taong pinakaimportante sa buhay mo. Iniisip ko nga kung ano mas masakit yung biglaang kukunin ni Lord or yung alam mong anytime kukunin ni Lord at gusto mo na syang kunin agad ni Lord kasi nahihirapan na sya... Oo dumating sa oras na gusto ko ng kunin ni Lord si Daddy kasi hirap na hirap na sya sa sakit nya.

Grabe ang bonding namin ng daddy ko, sabi ko nga hindi lang ako nawalan ng tatay, nawalan din ako ng bestfriend. Sa totoo lang sya lang yung totoong kaibigan ko kasi sya lang yung totoong nakikinig sa akin. Sobrang miss ko na sya. Namimiss ko yung mga joke nya, yung pangungulit nya... Sabi ko nga nuon sa sulat ko sa kanya, kung bibigyan ako ng pagkakataon na pumili ng tatay ni Lord, sya pa rin yung pipiliin ko.

Kahapon habang naliligo ako, napaiyak ako kasi naalala ko yung oras na pinaliliguan ko sya kasi ndi nya na kaya maligo magisa. Tatay ko ang nagturo sa akin paano maligo, di ko inakala na darating yung oras na gagamitin ko yun sa kanya ang itinuro nya. Dami naituro ni daddy sa akin, pati pagdiskarte sa babae tinuro nya sa akin, dumating pa yung time na nambabae kami sabay at wingman namin ang isa't isa. Naisip ko nga nuon pareho kami style ni daddy, kinukuha ang chick sa sense of humor.

Sana di na lang nawala si daddy ng maaga... sana andito na lang sya sa bahay... I miss you dad!

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28 Rules of Being a Kabit

1. Mistress is not Mrs. Know your place.

2. Even if he tells you he loves you more than his wife, don’t let that go to your head.

3. Mistresses should be ready to give up Valentine’s Day, Christmas Day, New Year’s Day, Holy Week and his birthday (that’s why mistresses are also called “holiday orphans” because of this).

4. Befriend his secretary but avoid all contact with his driver (Whether he is a company driver or the family driver, the chauffeur is not to be trusted. Family drivers owe their allegiance to whoever pays them their salary and who feeds them the free meals in the kitchen with the other help. In short, they are loyal to the Mrs. more than the Mr.).

5. As tempting as it seems, don’t patronize the wife’s beauty parlor, jewelry shop, dress shop, or father confessor.

6. Don’t call him, wait for him to call.

7. To be seen with him in public once is risky. The second time could be fatal to one of you. The third time is The End for both of you (love is lovelier when it’s forbidden. Because it’s forbidden, it’s supposed to be hidden).

8. Never believe, and never say anything unfriendly about his wife, not even after he recites a litany of her faults.

9. Mistresses are kept by rich men. But a mistress who is a woman of substance and independent means is better (Translation: Don’t ask him for money).

10. Be discreet (Make sure he is not the type to talk in the sleep).

11. Never travel together (Accidents will always happen. You can never tell).

12. When he breaks a date, charge it to fate, not his fecklessness (Men will be boys. They will forget to call. They will break a date at the last minute. They will stand you up. They won’t explain and they won’t ask for forgiveness. But don’t cry nor throw a tantrum. Don’t break down because a mistress is supposed to understand a man more than his wife does).

13. Wives have their own networks of spies and amigas. It is helpful for the mistress to have her own. A chaperone is not a good idea, however (Chaperones are passe. Besides, they talk).

14. Mistresses don’t complain (They shouldn’t. It’s the wives, according to the husbands, who are “always complaining).

15. Being No. 2, the mistress tries harder.

16. Send him home as soon as it becomes apparent that he’s overstaying.

17. It is practical for a mistress to be linked to another man, preferably her lover’s friend.

18. If he’s a public man and you’re thinking of staging an accident of running into him, think: How many accidents can I pull off in one month?

19. Don’t make unnecessary enemies of his children.

20. Remind him to pay for everything in cash – dinner, flowers, perfume, champagne, pearls, diamonds, a microwave oven, etc….

21. Don’t use tears as a weapon. He’s probably had enough of that from the Mrs. (Wives nag. Wives cry. If only for that reason, a mistress doesn’t use tears to get what she wants).

22. Resist the urge to be found.

23. Perish all thought that someday you’ll be No. 1.

24. Married men who keep mistresses don’t like surprises, as a rule.

25. A man with a mistress leads a double life, his mistress only a half life. Cheer up! A career will make you whole.

26. Resist the urge to shower him with gifts. Evidence, evidence….!

27. When in doubt, disappear.

28. When all else fails, leave him.

The Top Guard Moments

1. Chi - One time in Eastwood City there was a rock concert. A couple of teenagers in punk outfits were stopped by the guard. He told them, “Bawal kayu ditu mga julugs!”
2. Jam - One time I asked a guard, “Manong may toilet ba dito sa first floor?” He said, “Meron.” When I asked, “Saan po?” He answered, “Sa taas.”
3. Evilinsyd - Once pingilan ako ng guard sa office dahil hinahanap daw ako ni “pete soliban”. So napatigil ako dahil wala akong kilalang ganun. Yun pala si “Faith Sullivan”.
4. Jose de vengenge - I asked the guard where the lab room was. He said: “Nakikita mo yang corner na yan sa kaliwa? Kumanan ka dyan.” I asked, “Nandun yun lab?” He answered: “Hindi, may isa pang guard dun. Sa kanya mo itanong.”
5. SPY Shadow - There was this ‘matrona’ who got mad at the hotel security guard. Kasi, he thoroughly frisked all the people entering the establishment except the old lady. So the ‘matrona’ said “Unfair ka! Hindi ko naman sinabi sa ‘yo na ayaw ko’ng magpakapkap ah!”
6. Raez - Slogan of the army: “no guts, no gl0ry”; the police: “no pain, no gain”; the navy: “no retreat, no surrender”; the guards: “no ID, no entry”.
7. StarSky - I was at the MRT station, and the guard asked me what’s in my case. I opened my poker set and she said, “Ano yan, bingo?” I said, “Hindi po, poker po.” The guard next to her asked what it was, and she said, “Bingo.”
8. SC - One time we asked a guard where the nearest McDo was. He gave us instructions, but when we followed them, wala naman. We went back to the guard and told him his directions were wrong, and all he said was, “Bago lang ako dito.”
9. Empog - Once it was raining and once I got to school, I slipped and hit my head on the floor. There I was, flat on the floor, with my head bleeding, and the guard who saw everything, asked me, “Nadulas ka?”
10. Miming - Back in my elementary days, one of the guards reported us to his superior because we did something bad. He said over the walkie-talkie, “Sir, binutas ng mga Gamma Alpha Gamma Oscar ang mga gulong ng 3 kotse.” So my friend blurted out, “Boss, yung mga Gamma Alpha Gamma Omega na tinutukoy mo, ay marunong din mag Sierra Papa Echo Lima Lima!”
11. Starbuko - When I was in grade 1, my sundo forgot to fetch me. After waiting for hours and being the only elementary student left in the school, the guard gave me 10 pesos from his own money and helped me get a tricycle to ride home.
12. Jose de vengenge - One time while the guard was frisking me, I joked: “Manong, ang taba naman ng batuta niyo saka ang haba.” The guard answered: “Oo naman…kaya lang maitim.”
13. Kalabasa Extreme - When I was in high school, I was openly gay on campus. But I became “straight” in college. One day, I toured my college tropa to our high school, and when one of my guard friends saw me, he shouted, “Hoy bakla, kumusta ka na? Ang dami mong kasamang papa ha!”
14. Judgedave - We play pranks on our guard who has a thick accent. I know, bad kami. But we get a kick hearing him announce on the loudspeakers, “Peejing, Rizal…Hoosi…”
15. Surao - One day a security guard caught 2 employees having sex in the office pantry. Guard: “Aha! Violation of company rules!” Guy: “Anong rule?” Guard: “Uhm…not wearing uniform?”
16. No name - One time as I was logging out, I absentmindedly blurted out, “Ang bilis ng oras…” The guard answered, “Mabilis talaga, kasi ang oras, tumatakbo.”
17. Jose de vengenge - One time a friend got distracted by the handsome guard’s bulge. So as she rolled down the car window, the guard noticed she had so many bags in the back. Guard: “O ma’am, saan po lakad natin?” Friend: “Ah wala, magbabakatyon lang.”
18. Ynaki - My friend and I were momentarily held and questioned while we were entering a building in Dubai because the security guard’s metal detector kept on beeping everytime he frisked us, even after all the metal on us were taken off. The culprit, believe it or not ,was the metal piercing on my friend’s thingy. Ayun, nakita tuloy ng mga Arabo kung gaano kalaki yung ‘ano’ niya!
19. Dang - My friend needed to enter a building but the guard refused her entry. So she said, “Sige na manong, sandali lang ako, PROMISE!” The guard said, “Ma’am, alam naman nating lahat na, PROMISES are made to be broken…”
20. His Airness - I’m a building administrator, so I routinely interview guards for posting. One time, I asked a guard during an interview: “What are your strengths and weaknesses?” The guard replied, ” I’m a very strong person, but I am weak when I’m in love.”