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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Havaiabang at iba pang kwento sa daan

Nabasa ko yung isang blog na nagcompare sa havaianas at spartan na tsinelas. Well sa totoong buhay halos wala naman pinagkaiba pagdating sa technical features. Mas mahal lang talaga ng 10 folds ang havaianas. Para sa akin eto ang pinaka overrated na tsinelas. Di ko makita ang rason bakit marami ang naloloko sa ordinaryong tsinelas na to. OO meron din akong havaianas at me special feature yung havaianas ko nagpapalit sya ng kulay... Dati kasi kulay puti ang binili ko tsinelas tas after a couple of weeks aba akalain mong light gray na sya at after 2 months eh me bahid green na ang tsinelas ko pero ang matindi dun after another month aba nagulat ako at dark gray na ang tsinelas ko... Cool di ba.

Ang daming nagpupumilit para sa tsinelas na havaianas dahil sobrang sikat na sya aba akalain mo na me mga lumabas na fake nito andyan ang havana havanas havaiana at kung ano ano pa... nakakatawa lang isipin na ang dami talaga gumagaya sa kanya, pero ang nakakatawa sa lahat eh yung mga gumagamit nito. Dahil walang pambili ng orig bibili ng imitation. Isang araw me nakasakay ako sa jeep tangina ang ganda talaga nung chick chinita, ganda ng katawan, ganda ng boobs at nakahavaianas. pero naman... tanginang paa yan daig pa magsasaka talaga, ang panget ng paa talaga parang tigpito ang daliri sa paa... bakit pito? eh kasi sa sobrang laki ng kalyo sa magkabilang gilid ng paa eh para na syang small fingers bukod dun taena ang dumi talaga ng paa. Major turn off dude! Isa sa mga tinitignan ng mga lalake ang paa ng babae kung malinis at hindi madusing yun bang puro alikabok na natuyo sa pawis sa paa... shiiieeeeeyyyyoooottt!!! Oo fine sasabihin nyo ang yummy yummy ko naman kung makapintas. Ndi ako yummy yummy... yummy lang sobra na pag yummy yummy eh.

Sabi daw nila Pag nakahavaianas ka eh sosyal ka, cono, at anak mayaman. Anak ng... eh yun nga nagtitinda ng supot na plastic sa palengke nakahavaianas. at eto no joke yung mga tambay sa daang bakal nakahavaianas lahat! Isang beses nga eh suot ko yung gray ko na havaianas at sinubukan ko magbasketball tangina talaga napatid yung hugpungan... eh di naglaro tuloy ako ng nakapaa! Mas mabuti pa ang spartan eh ndi napapatid kaagad. Ndi naman talaga comfort ang hanap sa havaianas eh... pang havaiabang lang! Yun lang bow!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Friend Request

I remember when I first laid eyes on you
My friend introduced us but I was too shy to say hi
When I finally built up enough nerve to drop a line
You made it clear you wasn't just another Friendster mistress
And I didn't take it personal
When you ignored my request to be your friend I spilled my guts and hit send
Waited 2 weeks for a response and got nothing
Honestly it only made me want you more
Week 4 rolled around and I was this close to letting go
But something wouldn't let me even though I hardly knew you
It was plain to see we were meant to lock lips
You knock me out with the brass knuckle tats on your hips
I was on this website late night lurking
When I got a message from you that was labled urgent
You said you weren't impressed by lame dudes with no game
They're all the same trying to get your yahoo messenger name
But the fact that you're hitting me back made me smile
You must've saw something you liked when you was skimming through my profile
You caught me at the most pivotal moments
And now I'm emailing my love a dozen digital roses

Let's face it, it's a sad situation when we have to resort to keyboards as a means of making relations
But I don't have the patience, I get straight to the point
So this is me at my most honest
No egos, no Gym Class status, just Artiemous
Love it or leave it, but you gotta admit
On a scale of 1 to awesome I'm the shit
Just get over it, it happened god damnit, I'd been waiting too long
I even wrote a song about, like to hear it, here it go
If I'm being too annoying, let me know

But its hard for me to not hate
When I'm on your webpace I never see my face in your friends list

Approaching 6 weeks now, it's kinda obvious that you're either occupied or playing a game
All my money's on the latter, this is not a "lol" matter
Why would you pass up a chance this great?
If there were two forces and I split them down the middle, I could swing back and forth for 3 days
If I had two horses, and I beat them with authority, I'd gallop all the way to your home place to see your face
But all I got is this PC and Chat
Besides I hit you all the time and you never write back
I stay on my feet
And be persistent until my name is under "who you'd like to meet"


Who cares if we don't know each other's last name
All I know is that I'm smittin with your pictures wishing you would feel the same
I'll admit I get a lil jealous when other dudes leave you comments
Don't let it gas you up, it's all nonsense
Make me out, romancing the thought of me and you speaking in tongues in this mansion I bought
But it's all wishful thinking
Just give me some kind of sign to let me know I'm not freaking you out
And if you love then what I'm speaking about, then say something
I check my inbox 10 times and there ain't nothing
You probably busy doing something sexy
I just hope I'm in your thoughts next time you log in
And if not, ain't no love lost between you and me
I'll be here when your man ain't fully down as he used to be
So yeah its time to sign out, my vision's getting blurry
This is madness, xoxo dash Artie

Friday, April 18, 2008

Yan mga Babae Talaga.... Haaay

I was reading a book and saw this... Its so freaking funny and all true!


Take a look at how they dress when they go out…to show off their sex appeal.
Take a look at the magazines they read…full of sex advice. When
girls go out they subconsciously want to meet the right guy and fuck his
brains out. They will never admit this if you ask. In their conscious mind
they say they just want to “dance”.

Girls are very horny! They are just cautious about who they have sex
with, again for evolutionary reasons. Her sex drive is high, but so is the
risk of being stuck with the wrong guy’s baby. Therefore, women save
themselves for men who demonstrate that they have the alpha male
qualities to provide her with strong offspring and protect her once they
have mated.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Pagbilan nga po...

Manang pagbilan nga po ng gelpren yung matino saka walang hassle... ay ubos na po ba? sige pagbilan na lang ng beer.... Sana pwede mangyari to sa totoong buhay, yung pwede ka makabili ng gelpren sa mga suking sari sari store nationwide. Eh kasi naman tumatanda na ko, yung mga kabatch ko ng college (wag nyo na alamin kung kailan) eh me mga asawa at anak na. Tas tong tatay ko kinausap ako nung isang araw, sabi sa akin magasawa na raw ako... kung ganun nga lang ba kadali makakuha ng asawa di sana ginawa ko na. Dati me plano na kami ni Precious, pati si Mitchee nagplano na kami sa kasal pero at the end of the day wala rin... parang tanga lang. Well si Precious me asawa at anak na. Si mitchee naman... wala ako balita. Taena ano ng nangyayari sa akin napagiiwanan na ako ng panahon... Sa totoo lang gusto ko ng totoong relasyon yung totohanan na... yung ndi na joke time at lalong ndi yung panglandian lang.... shhyyiiiieeeeoooooootttt.... Gusto ko ng magkagelpren!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Poem of my Life

pagbinasa mo ang tula
sa isip mo ang kapal
pero ito ang totoo
ndi kathang isip lang
lahat ng babae
ang offer sa akin ay puday
ito ang totoo
at di ko yun maideny

Its so cruel
mga girlettes
gustong gusto 'kong i-motel
pagkatapos ng laro
isa lang kanilag say
"artie pwede ba kitang maging fiancee"

marami ng nagoffer sa akin
na ang showbiz ay pasukin
halos pag-agawan ng channel 2 at channel 7
kinukuhang akong model
ng ibat ibang agency
nasa akin daw ang susi
nasa akin ang kanilang chance
na sumikat ang product
pinagmomodel ako hanggang duon sa France


Pati si boy, kris at korina
gusto akong maka talk'y talk
wala akong magawa
kundi magtago na lang
paano ba naman
si artie laging pinangigigilan

a lot of ladies
gusto akong makapiling
lalake ako
pero babae pa tsuma-tsansing
so wag mainggit
mga boys wag magtaka
diyos ang may likha
ng maamo kong mukha
hindi ko kasalanan
kung bakit ganito
kung bakit ang gf mo ako ang gusto
lahat umiiyak
para bang namatayan
lahat ay gagawin
para ako'y makuha lang

ang hirap gumalaw
eversince akoy nablotter
hinuli ng pulis nung isang araw
because of my killer smile
nakulong tuloy ng buong araw

maski na buntis sa akin umaalembong
ano ba ang meron
bakit they always want me?
one time nga tinirador ako
ng t-back na panty
thats why ako'y walang mapuntahan
lahat sila gustong gusto
wala ng iba kundi ang aking katawan
ayoko ng ganito
o please help me lord
ang mga pix ko
gusto pa nilang ipa-billboard

pagod an akong tumakbo lagi
di na ko makakawala sa mga paparazzi
mga babae ang tingin
lahat ay may pangaakit
at kailangan talaga sila ang nagpapakapit
buhay ni artie
ngayon ay nagdurusa
di ko makalimutan
nung ako ay magahasa

ang mga babae ngayon ay sobra ng salbahe
sinasamantala ang kagandahan kong lalake
minsan naisip ko ng magpakamatay
sa sobrang gwapo ko dumami pati ang mga kaaway

kasalanan ko ba kung ako'y sinumpa
kasalanan ko ba kung merong maamong mukha
kasalanan ko ba kung lahat ay nawiwli
kasalanan bang lahat lahat ito ni artie